Allison Guilbault
this is the yes, I am too much™ revolution
Where the sacred gets feral
NOLA Sacred Return™ Retreat
By Invitation Only
For the woman ready to feel herself again
🔥 October 2 - October 5, 2026
Private + Shared Rooms Available
Payment Plan Options
💋 NOLA Sacred Return™ Retreat is an intimate immersion into ritual depth, sensual embodiment, witchy permission, and the wildly electric energy of a city that was built for women who refuse to be tamed.
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Healing, with a side of heat.
or three days you will step outside the noise of your everyday life and into a version of yourself that is wilder, freer, more expressed, and unapologetically alive. This is the space to drop the mask and discover the woman underneath the overthinking, the over-functioning, and the roles you have simply outgrown.
This is where you get to let your hair down, where your inner queen gets to take up space without apology, without an agenda, and without anything numbing the edges of what wants to come through.
You will move through somatic embodiment work that reconnects you to pleasure, desire, intimacy, and the unwavering confidence of a woman who just remembered what it feels like to be fully turned on by her life again.
All of it held inside the electric, mystical pulse of New Orleans, a city dripping in magik, discovery, liberation, and possibility.
Where the sacred gets feral
👄 Sensual Embodiment + 🔥 Emotional Liberation
This is where the bra comes off and the mask drops to the floor, so we can invite in everything that has been longing to be revealed: passion, desire, intimacy, adventure and exploration.
Through somatic movement and embodiment work, you will move out of your head and back into your body, unlocking the intuition, wisdom, trust and confidence of a woman who knows what she wants.
🕯 Ritual + Mysticism
There is something about being removed from your obligations, your family, your mundane everyday routine and dropped into a city that is alive in the exact energy of this work that just hits differently than a breathing class at your yoga studio.
Through ritual, symbolism, intuition, and the electric thrill of trusting what you cannot always fully explain.
🌙 Intimacy + Connection
Most of the women who arrive here have spent years surrounded by people and still carrying a loneliness that lived just below the surface. What happens inside this retreat is different. There is a relief you did not know you needed until you let down your hair, a breath you did not know you were holding until you finally released it, and a feeling of belonging somewhere without having to try for it, without performing it, without earning it.
Seven women who are not going to ask you to hold yourself together or turn yourself down. Just the rare, disarming experience of belonging.
💃 Pleasure + Self-Expression
Self-expression is not just talking about your emotions. It is feeling them, and feeling yourself. We will have fun, laugh, sing, dance and remember what it feels like to give yourself the audacity to let your too much free.
Welcome to your Coven
The women who find their way here are not surface-level women. They are deep-feeling, sensual, powerful women who have spent years holding everything together while secretly craving more depth, more fire, more of the life they can feel just underneath the surface.
Some are healers. Some are mothers. Some are leaders. Some are rebuilding themselves from the ground up.
But all of them are done apologizing for the magnitude of who they are, and all of them are wildly closer to the life they actually want than they have allowed themselves to believe.
There is something undeniably powerful about being in a room full of women who are finally ready to admit that, and something divinely transformative about what happens when they gather in one place with a mutual intention to go all in.
Seduce Your Too Much
I am Allison Guilbault, Global Thought Leader, Keynote Speaker, Licesned Therapist and the visionary behind the Yes, I Am Too Much™ Revolution
For more than fifteen years, I have worked intimately with women navigating anxiety, trauma, relationships, sexuality, self-worth, identity, and the quiet ache of feeling disconnected from themselves despite appearing to have everything together on the outside.
My work exists at the intersection of emotional depth, embodiment, intimacy, desire, nervous system healing, and radical self-honesty.
I am endlessly fascinated by women: the complexity of us, the contradictions, the tenderness, the ambition, the longing, the sensuality, the grief, the hunger for more, and the ways we learn to abandon ourselves in order to be loved, accepted, successful, or safe.
NOLA Mystical Academy™ was created as an extension of that work, an immersive experience for women who are ready to experience themselves and their lives differently.
An experience rooted in beauty, emotional honesty, sensual embodiment, pleasure, intimacy, cultural immersion, ritual, self-expression, and the electric energy of New Orleans itself.
I believe women deserve spaces where they can stop editing themselves, tell the truth about what they want, and reconnect to the parts of themselves that have been patiently waiting underneath responsibility, performance, and expectation.
And there is something undeniably powerful about doing that in a room full of women who are ready for the same thing
Read this before you apply.
Not every woman is right for this room.
And I mean that as a compliment to both of us
NOLA MYSTICAL ACADEMY™ is not a high-volume retreat experience. It is an intentionally designed immersion for women who are ready to devote time, honesty, energy, and attention to themselves in a seductively, meaningful way.
Women looking for a vacation, a space to check out or a party vibe would be incredibly disappointed.
This retreat will ask you to arrive open, curious, self-aware, willing to participate, willing to be seen, willing to get really fucking honest with yourself.
Over these three days, you will be dropped straight into experiences designed to expand your relationship to pleasure, intimacy, desire, expression, beauty, and possibility.
Some moments will feel playful and expansive. Others may feel confronting, emotional, provocative, or unexpectedly revealing.
This is all part of the experience and transformation and is it curated specifically for women who are truly willing to step outside of routine, performance, numbing, distraction, and self-protection long enough to genuinely see something shift.
Every woman accepted into this experience contributes to the emotional intelligence, honesty, energy, and depth of the group as a whole. As such, your spot is not confirmed until application is reviewed.
Where the Magic Actually Happens
NOLA Mystical Academy™ is intentionally limited to just seven women in order to preserve the intimacy,
depth, and personalized nature of the experience.
ROOM OPTIONS:
👄 Bedroom 1 — Shared Room
$2850 per person
• Two double beds
• Second floor
• Shared bathroom with Bedroom 3
👄 Bedroom 3 — Private King Room
$3250
• One king bed
• Second floor
• Shared bathroom with Bedroom 1
👄 Bedroom 4 — Private King Suite
$3750
• One king bed
• Second floor
• En suite bathroom
👄 Bedroom 5 — Shared Room
$2850 per person
• Two double beds
• First floor
• En suite bathroom
YOUR INVESTMENT INCLUDES:
🔥 Three nights inside a private luxury New Orleans loft
🔥 Curated workshops, ritual experiences, embodiment sessions, and group experiences
🔥 Delicious meals that will open your senses and retreat activities that will blow your mind
PAYMENT PLANS AVAILABLE
Please note:
Transportation to and from New Orleans is not included.
Due to the intimate nature of this retreat and the extensive preparation involved, all payments are non-refundable and non-transferable, including in cases of illness, travel interruption, scheduling conflicts, weather events, natural disasters, Acts of God, or other unforeseen circumstances. Comprehensive travel insurance is strongly recommended and should be purchased immediately upon booking. Because this experience is application-based, submitting payment does not automatically guarantee acceptance into the retreat. Your spot will be officially confirmed once your application has been reviewed and approved.
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Things you need to know:
This is a completely 100% alcohol free retreat
I believe many of the most intuitive, successful women I know choose to live alcohol‑free and this retreat is created with that same intention. This is a sacred space to explore, to be mindful, vulnerable, and deeply spiritual. Alcohol and other mind‑numbing substances are not permitted at any time, including privately.
While you don’t need to live an entirely alcohol‑free lifestyle year‑round, you must be fully comfortable not drinking at all during this experience. For that reason, this retreat is best suited for someone who already has the skills, support, and comfort level to navigate an alcohol‑free environment.
Payment Required
A full payment is required to secure your spot. Payment plans may be available through Affirm and ThriveCart. Options provided at checkout.
Cancellation Policy
Payments are non-refundable • A transfer of your spot may be considered only at my discretion and must be requested in writing at least 30 days before the retreat.
Travel Insurance (HIGHLY RECOMMENDED)
Comprehensive travel insurance is HIGHLY RECOMMENDED for all attendees. It protects your investment in case of illness, delays, or unexpected events and ensures you’re covered for travel.
Other Essentials
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Airfare is not included in your retreat investment.
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You must have a valid and appropriate ID that meets TSA requirements for travel.
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