Allison Guilbault
this is the yes, I am too much™ revolution
Every time a woman in history was too much,
she changed the world.
Hey! I am Allison.
Among my official titles are Licensed Therapist, Published Author, International Speaker and Top 10% Podcast Host. But my professional experience is a bit unhinged and certainly nontraditional.
I have four degrees relating to psychology, brain science and human behavior and two Masters Degrees in Forensic Psychology + Mental Health.
I started my career as sexual assault crisis counselor in a New York City Emergency Room and went on to teach sex ed to teenagers at Planned Parenthood.
I wrote my thesis with the Federal Bureau of Investigations and did my clinical internship at Rikers Island in solitary confinement.
I have held clinical positions at New York University, Mt. Sinai Hospital, New York Presbyterian, the National Institute of Health and New York City Correctional.
I was accepted into the FBI, Homeland Security, NYPD Special Ops and the New York State Troopers. I even spent a decade in corporate whistleblower investigations, working in conjunction with the U.S. Government before turning my career back to clinical work.
By the time I returned to psychology and mental health, I had spent years moving through emergency rooms, prisons, hospitals, universities, government investigations and corporate cases.
Different rooms.
Different circumstances.
Very different women.
And when I returned to clinical work, I made a solid commitment to myself that I would dedicate the rest of my career to using all of that investigative training to understand women more deeply, getting closer to why we do what we do, think what we think and get stuck where we get stuck.
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And that I kept seeing the same thing.
Because after years of sitting with, listening to, studying and counseling women across all of those rooms, the same patterns kept following me.
No matter the circumstance or demographic, I kept encountering women who could not take a compliment without flinching, who were staring at the ceiling in the middle of the night overthinking, or who could not open their mouths, ask for the raise or put on the bikini without running an analysis on what it would cost them first.
Which is why I spend a lot of time creating places, spaces and programs that serve up the antithesis of that energy and offer an exit door out of the madness.
Places where you can learn what it means to live inside your life rather than exist alongside of it. Where you can escape the constant torture of overthinking and over-committing.
Where you can remember what it feels like to purr, smile, roar, laugh, orgasm, dance and play.
A sample of my current offerings are below, but for access to all programs and invitations, you must be part of my Permission Slip Newsletter, which you can sign up for here.
Which program is right for you?
SASSY SEPTEMBER
The Audacity Project
One month to practice audacity where it actually counts, while you are living your real life.
Because I believe audacity lives in the little moments.
It is taking a compliment without flinching, responding to your best friend without apologizing because you took too long, asking your partner for help without wondering if you are being a burden, and saying no even when you know you will disappoint someone.
For the entire month of September, I will help you notice those moments and practice a different response, so that by October you are doing a whole lot less explaining and apologizing and a whole lot more moving towards getting what you actually want.
You will also have access to our private community so we can share what is happening, celebrate each other and figure out what you need as we go.
GET YOUR PLEASURE BACK
Better Relationships, Hotter Sex, Happier Money
APPLICATIONS ARE NOW OPEN
* STARTING SOON
GET YOUR PLEASURE BACK™ is for the woman who is ready to electrify her life again. We are diving straight into where pleasure matters the most - in your body, bedroom and bank account because when those things shift from sources of stress, or feeling like another to-do to check off, into sources of support, pleasure and excitement, everything else about life changes too. This is the program that makes other programs blush - and the needle will finally move because of it
This is a private application program
To be considered, please apply below or email me at allison@yesiamtoomuch.com
Subject line: PLEASURE
New Orleans
MYSTICAL ALCHEMY RETREAT
🗓️ Friday 10/2 to Monday 10/5 🌙 Starting at $2,850
Four days in one of the most feral, feminine cities on Earth. New Orleans is rich with spirituality, music, and wild permission to fully express and radically self-discover, so it seems no better spot than to take our next adventure. Join six other women in a private loft with a secret pool and garden for a long weekend of excitement, exploration and magik.
🌙 Personal Exploration Workshops 🌙 Tarot readings
🌙 Cultural immersion 🌙 Sisterhood + Community
✨ Shared Room: $2,850 ✨ Private Room: $3,250+
🔥 Limited Spots · Apply Now
DESIRE MAPPING
💰 $595 · NEW CLIENTS ONLY I 90 MINUTES
This is where we get really intimate with the things you have been privately keeping in your journal, pasting on vision boards, and tucking away in the back of your mind. We are going to explore the things that light you up, turn you on, and blow your mind.
Maybe it is finally admitting you want the kind of wealth that fuck you money brings, or you are ready to rekindle your sex life with your long-term partner. Maybe all you want is better boundaries with your kids or more free time. Whatever it is, nothing is off limits and all desire gets airtime.
You will break subconscious blocks that have been holding you back, and together we will activate the version of you who wants to dance, seduce, sing, laugh, and orgasm. You will leave with dangerous specificity about one thing that you want and the permission to claim it.
THERAPY
(New Jersey Residents Only)
This is for women who cringe at the idea of someone wearing a cardigan and a blank stare asking "How does that make you feel?"
I am not the typical therapist and my style is not for everyone. I am more informal than you may be used to. I curse. I tell you things about myself, when appropriate. I might even ask to see pictures of your cat. But I also know how to make someone feel safe and seen enough that they hear themselves admitting things they are shocked they are saying aloud. I know how to hold space, ask questions and when to shut the fuck up. I talk more about exploration than I do coping and work best with clients who are looking to do work that extends beyond healing.
I gift all clients a 20 minute consultation which serves as a vibe check for us both. But rest assured, even if I am not the right therapist for you, I love sharing referrals and resources even if we do not end up working together.
⚠️ Please note: I do not take insurance, and new clients must commit to a minimum of six months of sessions. Space is extremely limited.
VIP 1:1 Personal Mentorship
I created this mentorship program for the version of me that was desperate for someone to help me navigate my life, choices, career, relationships and patterns only to be left with programs that were designed for women that sounded nothing like me. If you having been finding the same, this program is for you.
Since the program is as unique as you are, what you will get out of it will change with with the season you are in. You are free to talk about the perils of motherhood. Brainstorm a wild idea you have that you are too scared to tell anyone else. Role play the meeting you are having with your boss. Figure out how to get out of the bedroom rut you are in. Hold my hand as you create a new online dating profile. Or just let me help you figure out what dreams you want to grab at next.
You will have access to my calendar so access to me revolves around when you need it. We will workshop problems in real time. Celebrate your wins to get your energetic juices flowing. And brainstorm the most direct and easy path to getting you a life that is as extraordinary as you are.
UNTAMED ALCHEMY
Bali Retreat
📅 April 2028 · 📍 Ubud, Bali · 💰 $1,500 Deposit
Untamed Alchemy™ is an intimate, intentionally designed experience for women ready to ignite feral permission, wild audacity, and fierce clarity in the glorious backdrop of the Balinese jungle. This is not a vacation. Each experience is hand-built to be intensive, emotional, and wildly transformative: deep emotional work, cultural immersion, and personal exploration that will wake you up, shake you alive and have you looking at life from an entirely new perspective.
Spaces are extremely limited which is why it is open now. Application is required for this experience.
Application + deposit locks in the PRESALE price of $4,850 and secures your spot. The retreat will be in April 2028, though official, specific dates will be released in January 2027.
Here's what clients have to say:
Hands down, Allison changed my life. It didn't feel like therapy but it didn't feel like advice either. It just felt like I had someone who got me, and gave me courage when fear got in the way. In the time that we worked together, I started my own business. Allison never pushed me, but she did lead. She would help me navigate not only the emotions around starting something so new, but helped me with logistics and held me accountable too. I have full plans to work with Allison again in the future and can't wait to see what she offers next.
- Jennifer B.
Small Business Owner
(Private 1:1 Client)
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